"In these intolerably unsexy times, human connection’s all we’ve got; it's essential to feeling alive. Just make sure you do it safely."

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@voguemagazine Exactly 🙌🏻

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@jimmyfallon There's a spoon set aside to mix my dog's raw food with. My aunt was over and she completely forgot and used it to eat a pint of ice cream. #CookingFail

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@jimmyfallon I once served my young son rice, when he kept saying "but mom, I can't chew & swallow it" I got really fed up & yelled "eat your dinner", I then realized the instant rice I served wasn't instant & needed 35 mins to cook #CookingFail

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I used powdered sugar instead of flour in my green chili. So wrong. #cookingfail

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A friend brought us a casserole once and upon arriving to our house realized she forgot to cook the chicken in the casserole. It was completely raw. We ordered take out. #CookingFail

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@jimmyfallon I was making a big pot of stew and I set the glass lid on top of a burner that I thought was off and cold. It wasn’t off. The freaking explosion was so loud and millions of specs of glass shot through the air. Scared the 💩 out of us. 🤦‍♀️ #CookingFail

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@jimmyfallon I came home one time drunk after the party and decided I wanted some mac&cheese. I just took some uncooked pasta, threw a piece of cheese at the top and microwaved it for like 30 seconds. I ate all of it and then spent the rest of the night throwing up. #cookingfail

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Should also mention... I put out the fire using my sink sprayer... but a chunk of flaming cardboard landed on the vinyl floor.... and melted it.... double #cookingfail

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