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Tamara Yajia

@clickhole @comedycentral @funnyordie poet laureate

LA

Joined on 14 November, 2010

http://www.instagram.com/tamarayajia

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Replying to @GraceGThomas: It's Trans Day of Remembrance. I think that today is a day in which we should not just remember all the trans lives lost…

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It's Trans Day of Remembrance. I think that today is a day in which we should not just remember all the trans lives lost to violence and despair, but also all of the opportunities that trans folks still don't have available to them to lead happy, healthy lives.

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Replying to @Lautreamont__: Im so over this fucking 🥖demic

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Im so over this fucking 🥖demic

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Replying to @funnyordie: Meet Funny Or Die’s own @danceswithtamis - an Argentinian comedian, writer, actress, and creator of 'Telenovelas Are Hell.'…

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Meet Funny Or Die’s own @danceswithtamis - an Argentinian comedian, writer, actress, and creator of 'Telenovelas Are Hell.'

For resources to support a growing coalition of Latino activists, leaders and artists pushing for change like Tam, follow @momento_latino. #ad

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Replying to @DancesWithTamis: these two longies look like ghosts that would appear in your doom buggy at the of the haunted mansion ride https://t.c…

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these two longies look like ghosts that would appear in your doom buggy at the of the haunted mansion ride

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Replying to @CincinnatiBites: @DancesWithTamis Endoscopy
Invasive procedure
Glad I'm not awake.

Endoscopy
Silent Demerol
It whispers the truth.

En…

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@DancesWithTamis Endoscopy
Invasive procedure
Glad I'm not awake.

Endoscopy
Silent Demerol
It whispers the truth.

Endoscopy
Acid reflux
Sleep on your left side.

You'll live. And don't eat after 7 p.m.

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Quoted @DancesWithTamis

A long fart
comes to an end
Silence fills the bathroom
Another fart arrives
Short and choppy
Silence again

Replying to @MarkDuplass: Breathtaking.

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Breathtaking.

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there is a typo in this tweet

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Someone took a screenshots of their tweet and posted it on fleets. Humans are amazing.

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Esophagus
Long tube
i am not nice to it

Esophagus
Slippery pipe
it burns all the time

Esophagus
Wet cylinder
With a piece of meat stuck in it

Leads to my death

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i’m tweeting poems again

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'fleet' is the sound my queefs make

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My aunt bought a new toy for her dog and it sounds like it’s...CUMMING

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my mom likes my new hair color. says it “brought me back to life” which implies that i was previously a corpse in her eyes.

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Replying to @Garfield: that Friday feeling

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that Friday feeling

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one time i texted my boss a picture of my turd by mistake

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when someone texts me a video and it arrives all small i’m always like “i MUST watch you cause you’re a teeny tiny, low quality cutie”

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Replying to @geraldstratfor3: Just to cheer you up on a very wet Monday these are some tomatoes from last summer the variety are y ddraig goch fi th…

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Just to cheer you up on a very wet Monday these are some tomatoes from last summer the variety are y ddraig goch fi they are beautifull cheers

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Replying to @ClickHole: Relaxation Time: These Pretty Good Drawings Of Alex Trebek Are Strangely Soothing

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Relaxation Time: These Pretty Good Drawings Of Alex Trebek Are Strangely Soothing

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