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☼ ♒︎ ☾ ♎︎ ↑ ♉︎ bird attorney at law (they/them) ⛅️🪴venmo: alainuh

nyc | BLM

Joined on 2 May, 2015

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Replying to @burntlovenotes: no grammy nomination for three cheers for sweet revenge by my chemical romance just because “it came out 16 years ago”…

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i’ve gotta stop threatening to block oomf when we both know i’ll never do it

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y’all ever think thoughts sometimes....

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Quoted @knowleskravitz

i keep seeing videos of this man talking on my TL and by the end of the video i realize i didn't listen to a single word he said

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everyday i wake up and this is my life i signed up for this

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i flag the important ones and hope for the best

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sure i check my emails everyday but you want me to answer them too?? very funny neurotypicals very funny

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so what exactly am i supposed to do when seth meyers stops uploading online only clips from this day

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get me past border security as ur first presidential act

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what’s joe biden’s plan to get me to sydney :/

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lorde....... when 🧎🏽

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so cool that lorde is in Antarctica 😦‼️ not sure why she would go all the way out there to record her album 🧐🤔🤨❓but live ur truth queen 😌🙏🏽✨

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john mulaney is gonna sue me for using this pic this much

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one of the perks of having many white friends and mutuals is that i get to directly bully white people for being white all the time and u all just have to stand there

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Replying to @mooninfirst: i’m gay but that’s not my only personality trait ok. i’m also stupid

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someone i don’t even know: oomf

me: oh god what’d i do

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Replying to @rorysmallfries: every lorde email is like - has your heart frozen over a thousand times like mine has? it’s autumn here and chilly. i’m…

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got a pair of kermit socks one year and Cried

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if u don’t think socks are a valid gift i think maybe ur straight . have u never gotten excited over a funky pair of socks?? also u can afford new socks???????

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i’m gay but that’s not my only personality trait ok. i’m also stupid

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every lorde email is like - has your heart frozen over a thousand times like mine has? it’s autumn here and chilly. i’m learning to make focaccia and loving every tender moment of this precious existence. no album soon 💕

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no grammy nomination for three cheers for sweet revenge by my chemical romance just because “it came out 16 years ago” lol... i see how it is...

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here’s a thread of all of the poetry i’ve shared with you all so far 🦋🌈:

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